I pledge allegiance....

At D's school they do not say the Pledge of Allegiance. I have asked him several times about to it which his stares unknowingly. Apparently the other day they were trying to teach it to him. The first time, according to him. So he starts to recite it "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of THE America". I couldn't help but think of that dumb beauty queen "and the Iraq and places such as" haha. Then I help him to continue. What followed had me in stitches. "To the replug-it, It stands?!?! Why does it stand? One nation under God, in-vi-dis-able, with lizardly and justice and all". Ah, so funny. Hehe